Whispers In The Dark
fishpicht:

OMG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS COMPLETE

fishpicht:

OMG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS COMPLETE

territorialcreep:

an autobiography

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

hoplophilia:

What alcohol says about you.

kidkoni:

thelolgifs:

He’s got the moves like Jesus

Lmaoooooo

turtulesimagines:

10one-direction:

heavyheartthinking:

wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!



I hope you got married, just saying

Now that’s a man

turtulesimagines:

10one-direction:

heavyheartthinking:

wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:

omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!

I hope you got married, just saying

Now that’s a man

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)